OK! The kids and I have discovered a brand new product, here in Australia. We've already put together a marketing group and are ready to roll on the sales! Let me know what you think!
In the rainforests of northern Australia, there is a very special banana plant. On that plant is a very special volcanic compound that makes an EXCELLENT self-tanner! Mixing the compound with fresh spring water, and applying it liberally and evenly will create a brilliant tan! It does not wash off in water (very easily), it's all natural, filled with minerals and exfoliating properties!

We tried it out in the midst of the banana plants, and it worked!!! Laura and I went from snow white to tropical tan in minutes!
Currently, the product development team is working on a special formula for men, as well as our seasonal line of tanning products! More to come on that later! But check out our tans!
You just have to have some! Our slogan is: Vol-Tan... Because Your HOT! This product will blow you away!
Have fun tanning!
Mrs. McGuire