In the rainforests of northern Australia, there is a very special banana plant. On that plant is a very special volcanic compound that makes an EXCELLENT self-tanner! Mixing the compound with fresh spring water, and applying it liberally and evenly will create a brilliant tan! It does not wash off in water (very easily), it's all natural, filled with minerals and exfoliating properties!
We tried it out in the midst of the banana plants, and it worked!!! Laura and I went from snow white to tropical tan in minutes!
Currently, the product development team is working on a special formula for men, as well as our seasonal line of tanning products! More to come on that later! But check out our tans!
You just have to have some! Our slogan is: Vol-Tan... Because Your HOT! This product will blow you away!
Have fun tanning!
Mrs. McGuire
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Ok there needs to be some photos posted of the Vol-Tan experiment.
I want to see pictures, too. Leave it to Mrs. McGuire to tie shopping into this adventure somehow!!!
Please bring some back for us! We will be your first customers! Glad you are having such a great time!
I can smell how wonderful this must be!
This is such a great experience! It reminds me of my US trips with students. My favorite is the morning sun on Uhuru.
All the best to you
Hannes
Yes - I am looking for the photos too. I thought you Californians would have tans already! How many varieties of bananas did you try? Sounds like you are having a wonderful time. I am very jealous of the warmth you are describing as we freeze in our first real blasts of Winter down in NZ.
Keep posting!
Your Kiwi fans
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Loving the Vol-Tan product. Here in NH we can't work on our tans until late June. Just what color is the tan? I hope it's not orange!!! Waiting to see pictures.
Maria
I can't wait to see pictures! Before you market Vol-tan, let's wait and see if there are really no side effects....you might grow some unwanted hair... hairy moles...who knows!
hi, hi
Gaby
it's raining cats and dogs here in Hong Kong. Wondering what the weather is like over there with you lots! Sounds like all of you are enjoying a lot of fun and learning a lot too! Wish I could be there. You guys can start a new brand!
Joanie Yeung, Hong Kong =)
Vol-tan sounds like a product I would like to use! Does it work well with freckles? Joni M.
Maybe I could be your Southern California Sales Rep. for your New Product Vol-tan?
I think we needed some of your Vol-tan product before we headed to Hawaii. I would love to see some pictures of the new tan. Glad you are having a great time! Bobby took Brian to In and Out for double doubles during Brian's short layover.
Cathy
Will your product help with hair growth. I could use some help in that area. " VOL-O-TAN,
THE OUTBACK'S SECRET TO HAIR ON TOP "
Russ
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